Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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