The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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