There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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