how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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