Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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