Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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