As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i dont even know how to be here
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
