Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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