he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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