My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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