Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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