yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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