So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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