he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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