Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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