Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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