Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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