yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
