Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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