Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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