zippers are such a cool invention
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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