Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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