I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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