He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize