we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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