fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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