waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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