I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
smell my finger.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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