Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
