I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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