Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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