GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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