I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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