im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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