Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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