Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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