I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Randomize
