I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize