life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
hell yes lets make some ravioli
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
this just has baby written all over it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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