i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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