and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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