I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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