dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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