I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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