I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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