Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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