His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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