but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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