Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So drunk its hurt
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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