Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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