yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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