So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Shame is for Republicans.
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