There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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