So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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