Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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